This is a random poem I wrote in fake Early Modern English that does not yet have a title. \ud83d\ude03<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Every bumbling creature
Hath some semblance of a wit,
Without he have a startling lack
Of reading nor hath writ.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My etiquette hath flown from me,
On shaft of learned self-import.
Return, return, I prithee!
Before thy absence disgrace me like a wart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thy polished glove be courteous,
Thy smile quite as slick.
But what of this?
I trust thee not \u2014
Thy cunning little trick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Though my gesture may lack courtesy,
Though my ways be uncouth,
Conscience and a moral heart
Are kingdom and the truth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But alas!\u00a0
See this disgrace \u2014
I decry this lowly slip.
Such a word
Hath scarce a place:
\u2019Tis but a stumble of the lip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fear not these trials thine,
Deluge of smallest putters-off:
Thy mind doth glow; thy heart doth shine!
Thy lack is but a little cough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pretense is great;
Indeed I squirm \u2014
This highfalutin lie innate!
I find relief
In earthen worm
Who scarcely wakes up far too late.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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